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Golf Humor: The 18 Commandments of GolfThe 10 Commandments
of Proper Golf Etiquette

THOU SHALT NOT give another player golf lessons on the course (If they don't know it by now, you ain't going to correct it here)

THOU SHALT NOT play from the back tees if thy handicap is in double digits.

THOU SHALL play ready golf – regardless of who is away when your group agrees to this before teeing off.

THOU SHALT NOT look for lost balls if they are of less than driving range quality.

THOU SHALT NOT hit a practice shot with a second ball while others wait to hit behind you.

THOU SHALT NOT mark thy score by the green.

THOU SHALT NOT linger at the turn.

THOU SHALT NOT use a cell phone on the course.

THOU SHALL allow players on a par 3 to hit up when your group reaches the green.

THOU SHALT NOT throw clubs, curse loudly, use gamesmanship or commit any other form of questionable behavior on the course.