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The SCORPIO Golf Personality

For the Scorpio Golfer, low scores sometimes take a back seat to sportsmanship and camaraderie. Witness for example, the bubbling personality of Scorpion Fuzzy Zoeller. Zoeller, however, as many other Scorpio golfers, possess the skill and determination necessary to be a champion. So do fellow Scorpions David Duval, Gary Player and Corey Pavin. As a Scorpion you are ruled by Plato and possess a fearless spirit combined with a desire to live on the cutting edge. Deeply attuned to his emotional condition and that of others the Scorpion golfer is slow to anger but once offended can take resentment to new heights. Curiosity about all aspects of life leads to experimentation and discovery and your willingness to explore new methods through instruction has paid off with a significant drop in handicap. Your go-for-broke style of play will temper somewhat with a swing that you can now trust. However, be wary of a new tendency that will try to manifest itself as you gain new insight into a particular aspect of your game, paralysis-by-analysis. The Scorpion nature must guard against a natural desire to over-achieve in almost everything they do. Read Par's in-depth analysis of the Scorpio Golfer >

The SCORPIO Birthday Fore!Cast

Even Scorpios will be surprised by the depth of emotions that will be aroused by the passing of another birthday, especially where golf is concerned. You may have thought the game entirely too complicated, only to have it suddenly seem simple. It's also possible that as your special day approaches you find yourself evaluating your game as never before—this time with a desire to improve a particular aspect of your swing. Don't let this day pass without taking time to reflect. The stars indicate the possibility of a golf-related gift coming from an unexpected source followed by a rowdy birthday celebration. Read Par's complete 2004 Scorpio Fore!Cast >

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The SCORPIO Snapshot

Ruling Planet: Mars
Most Desirable Qualities: Strong likes and dis-likes, makes a loyal and true friend. Will go out of their way for a total stranger.
Talent: Great with People
Physical Characteristics: Good looking but not vain about it, sharp eyesight ( can see a sucker pin from 200 yards out). An infectious grin accompanied by a positive attitude.
Best Golf Characteristics: Not inclined to offer unsolicited advice, plays by the rules and is an extremely gifted lag putter. Three putts are rare.
Lucky Club: Driver (the greens always look a lot larger from the middle of the fairway: who says the driver isn't a scoring club?)
Most Compatible in a Foursome with: Cancer, Pisces and another Scorpio.
Lucky Day to Play: Thursday
Cusp Rating:
Born on the Cusp? Golfer born on October 23 or November 21 should consult the Cusp Caddy.
Future Glimpse: Scorpions are known to "sting" over-confident opponents and are quick to seize an advantage in a close match. The stars indicate more wins than losses this season but are unclear about the outcome of a particular duel with a Taurus.


Par's Unsolicited Birthday Advice

"Don't eat the worm."